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Family Verdict

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Decision Submitted

I want to buy a Tesla

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Mom

A Tesla? Honey, that car better come with a therapist, charger, and a very patient insurance agent.

Dad

Fast car, quiet engine, and somehow still everyone notices you. That’s expensive attention.

Gen Z Person

So you want the minimalist spaceship with the giant screen and zero chill in potholes. Bold.

Uncle

I test-drove one once. Very smooth. Felt like the car was judging my parking more than my son-in-law does.

Approved With Conditions Budget Committee Summoned Cousin Comparison Victim
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Aunt Lisa

He said Tesla like it was a personality trait. That big touchscreen is already telling on him.

Aunt Renee

Right, and that touchscreen means he’ll spend more time swiping settings than actually driving anywhere.

Aunt Michelle

That touchscreen is doing the most. One button and suddenly he’s in a futuristic soap opera.

Final Order

Reluctantly approved. Cool choice, but the family wants a practical test drive and a charging plan first.

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